The Blow Jock – The Football That Loves You Back!
 
Tired of your team blowing it week after week? Let The Blow Jock blow you away instead!
 
This isn't your average pigskin—it's a stretchable, squeezable, lip-smacking, touchdown-sized novelty that'll score big in the privacy of your man cave…or a very satisfying halftime.
Shaped like a classic brown leather football with realistic laces...timeout...one end features a pair of plush, puckered lips ready to cheer you on to victory...or at least to a happy ending.
 
Perfect Gag Gift For:
Football Fanatics - who live for the game and the after-party
Tailgaters - who like their pre-game warm-ups extra warm
Married Guys - needing a "timeout" from the wife’s side-eye
Men 18-80 - because enthusiasm knows no age limit
Monday Morning Quarterbacks - full of excuses and regrets
Rookies - still learning the ropes
Losers - who need consolation after another brutal week
Beer Drinkers - liquid courage optional but highly recommended
Priests and Rabbis - hey, even holy men deserve a little fantasy league action
Any Horney Dude - who’s ever yelled “Touchdown!” for reasons beyond the field
 
Hours of solo fun guaranteed or pass it around for instant legend status. WARNING: Be sus of the buddy who disappeared for “15 seconds” and then avoids eye contact.
 
Designed by the unstoppable power couple: Buster “BJ” Jackoffski and his fabulous queen Busty “BJ” Jackoffski.
 
Sold exclusively by That’s Right Bitches – because good taste is optional, but laughs are mandatory.
 
Novelty gag gift item only. Not for actual use. Not for minors. 
 
ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS—once you score, you’re in the game!