Because, let’s be honest…you saw "WIENERS" and immediately thought “DICKS,” didn’t you?

Start your morning loud, proud, and just a little inappropriate. Whether you're a dog lover or just someone who thinks dick jokes never go out of style, this mug is theee perfect I am horny kitchenware.

Sip your coffee. Own the joke. Confuse your coworkers. Grandma might not approve, but your friends definitely will.  Perfect for anyone who thinks starting the day with caffeine and dick jokes is self-care.

• Glossy ceramic finish so your wiener looks extra classy

• Bright, bold, and offensive - just like you

• Microwave-safe for reheating your bad decisions

• Dishwasher-safe, because you’re too busy being a legend

• Sizes: 11 oz for casual sippers, 15 oz for full-blown suckers

Warning: May cause excessive giggling, and spontaneous wiener-related conversations. That's Right Bitches!