Alright, let’s torch this DICK up! Cuz sniffing plain air is for Bitches who need a nose job and a reality TV show!  
 
Behold the "WHAT A DICK" sarcastic-sizzle candle. This candle czar will set light to your current Dick and roast your Ex-Dicks’ dignity faster than you can say “light me up, loser!"
 
Pair “WHAT A DICK” with the "THAT BITCH CRAY CRAY" candle for the ultimate couple’s gift, because nothing says “eternal flame” like a sarcastic showdown!
 
Candle Features
Frankincense & Myrrh masterpiece scent 
Hand-poured by USA artisans, slathered in eco-friendly, non-toxic 100% soy wax + essential oils so pure it’d make a tree-hugger swoon
Oh, and that 8 oz reusable glass jar? It’s practically begging to be your next vodka vase or bud jar
With a 40-hour burn time and a dick that only last 30 seconds, do the mathm this candle will last an eternity
 
Care Instructions – SAFETY FIRST BITCHES!
Keep this blazing sass-monster in sight, away from your feral kids and pets, and never near anything flammable to prevent a natural disaster!
Burn 3-4 hours per sesh to avoid a meltdown
Trim the wick to 1/4", cuz candles are like your bush, they need a need a trim too