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Royalty Doesn’t Ask. She Declares:  Not Today, Basic Bitch, Not Ever!

 

Start your day like the majestic, foul-mouthed legend you are - with a mug that screams “I’m the fucking queen, deal with it.”  This isn’t just any mug, this is a loud proclamation of dominance, it lets the world know you don’t take orders, you give ‘em. You don’t just run the house, you run the universe, one sip at a time.

 

This isn’t some dainty “live, laugh, love” bullshit. This mug holds your entire unapologetic personality and tells people "That’s Right Bitches, Bow Down". 

 

Perfect for: your favorite boss bitch, that friend who says “fuck” like it’s punctuation, friends who cuss like sailors and slay like royalty. Queens...that would be you. Because obviously, you're a QUEEN!

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Why this mug shouts: You Can’t Sit With Me --This is a Throne

  • Glossy ceramic finish so shiny it screams, “You wish you were me”
  • Empowering colors which causes people to curtsie when you enter the room
  • Microwave-safe, because the Queen doesn't wait for shit to boil
  • Dishwasher-safe because your royal hands don’t scrub
  • Available in 11oz and 15oz—choose your level of domination

 

Sip your beverage like the glorious, chaotic, foul-mouthed Queen you are, while letting everyone within a 10-foot radius know: That’s Right Bitches, you're in charge.  Daily use recommended, cuz It’s good for your soul!

QUEEN OF EVERY FUCKING THING MUG

SKU: QOEFTMUG
$22.99Price
Color: White
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