Yo, time to light up this CRAY-CRAY-zy inferno, you glorious nutjobs! Meet the "THAT BITCH CRAY CRAY" candle, so wick-edly wild it turns your living room into a swampy circus of chaos!
Bitches, this is no lobster bougie, it’s "CRAY CRAY FISH" swamp psycho, the freshwater cousin freak of nature, just like that friend who chugs tequila, then nabs your last taco!
Perfect for the friend who’s unhinged in the most epic way or for you... bcuz you’re the queen of cray and loving every second. Pair “THAT BITCH CRAY CRAY” with the "WHAT A DICK" candle for the ultimate couple’s gift cuz nothing says love like a shellfish showdown!
Candle Features
Frankincense & Myrrh unhinged scent that’ll boil your senses and cook drama faster than a crayfish in a hot pot
Hand-poured by USA artisans who must’ve been dared by a crustacean, cuz it’s slathered in eco-friendly, non-toxic 100% soy wax + essential oils and is so pure it’d make a crayfish blush
The 8 oz reusable glass jar is practically begging to be your next shrimp cocktail holder
With a 40-hour burn time, it’s ready to steamroll a room full of cray
Care Instructions – SAFETY FIRST BITHCES!
Keep this sizzling cray-queen in sight, away from your tiny crustations and pets
Never burn near flammable chaos unless you’re looking to start a wax-astrophy
Burn 3-4 hours per sesh to dodge a cray-zy meltdown
Trim the wick to 1/4" to prevent being cray shell-shocked

